I just stole a fish! From the supermarket
Not a whole fish
It was just a fillet
When the lady at the deli got a bag with a seal
And I realised no price standing at the till
So into my bag with all the other items
Security guard!
Do I look frightened?
Just walk out the door, cucumber cool
Like Ocean's 11
I pity the fool that hesitates
When they see a mistake
I'm not looking 'round
Opportunity knocks
5 finger discount
I'm a winner
Soundtrack by Hans Zimmer
And you schmucks all had to pay for your dinner

Breaking the motherfucking law like a super badass
I'm a super badass

I just ran a red light!
There was no-one around at midnight
But I had to slow right down
To check every mirror, check every direction
Somebody should've checked for a faulty connection
Cos the light's always red when there's no damn traffic
And my breaking the law wouldn't be so dramatic
So I took an executive decision, hit the gas
Those who disapprove can kiss my ass
I was totally sober
Trying to get home
Just a minor threat on the road
Now it's getting late, no delay
Time to hit the brake and hit the hay

Making my own fucking rules like a super badass
I'm super badass

I just smoked a joint!
Then I fell asleep
Covered in crumbs from a Danish pastry
Apparently it's bad being hungry and lazy
But Bake Off's got the highest ratings on TV
That must be why the BBC sold it
Instead of encouraging us to keep rollin rollin rollin
In Durham and Derbyshire the popos said "Fuck it,
We're not gonna arrest you any more
We've got better things to do
Than stop stoners at home in a weed induced coma
Rocking to a Moroccan aroma
But I ain't gonna campaign for them to legalise
I make my own rules and I'm gonna get hiiigh

Breaking the motherfucking law like a super badass
I'm a super badass